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[ABOUT ME]
I love squeezing fat babies!
I'm very funny, I just know it.
I refuse to LOL (haha!).
I say "dude" more than I really should.
I think I have OCD. I think I have OCD.
I love seafood. Like, crazy-love it.
I curse the stork [a lot].
I obsess over dental floss.